Step 1: Complain about it. Be sure to mention the fact that you can't even write about all the things you would potentially write about (if you wanted to), such as your super-secret Halloween costume projecting/thrifting adventures.
Step 2: Check Facebook, in case someone posted a cool meme.
Step 3: List the reasons you probably shouldn't even bother. Example: I'm really busy. I don't feel good. No one reads this blog anymore anyway.
Step 4: Recruit others to support your decision. Be sure to point out all the aforementioned reasons to them so that they can clearly agree with your obviously rational thought process and reasoning. Try to get this in writing if at all possible. You'll need the supporting documentation to make your case properly.
Step 5: Revel in your moral high ground. Feels good.
Step 6: Ignore the nagging guilt. Check Facebook again. Maybe try a few Snapchat filters.
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Step 8: Remember those excuses!
Step 9: Fuck it. Write the damn blog (or do the damn thing).
Real talk: I don't feel good today. I didn't get enough sleep last night and my stomach has been bothering me for a few days. So yeah. I don't want to write this. I still have to write for my daily challenge today, I'm getting my hair done, and I'm working on my Halloween costume for Saturday. Not to mention all the other projects I'm in the middle of, keeping up on life, working, and maintaining various relationships with friends and family.
But my excuses really aren't that great, regardless of how readily Mark agreed with me. He's tired and not feeling well either, so our judgement isn't exactly the best.
Mainly, I need to remind myself that I'm not writing this blog for the popularity (or lack thereof). I'm not writing it because it's fun and exciting and easy. I'm writing it to be writing, to process what goes on in my life, and for the off chance that I have something to say that means something to someone who happens to read it. I'm writing for the same reason that I'm (trying) to write every day for an October writing challenge: because I'm a writer, and because it's what I should be doing, even on the days when it's the last thing I want to do.
Especially on those days.
Oh, and I almost forgot.
Step 10: Post the blog.